Evil-thoughts

Couch Potato

2010-04-22T00:59:00.005+08:00

Couch Potato

I've been going for this Laser sessions on my face for quite a while now. After wasting like $1k on Maple Clinic, I've decided to just go for it. It's for my acne scars, and boy, do they suck! And the lasers are not cheap, they suck me dry in the bank account; a whopping $300/session! But oh well, I want a pretty face, and besides, each session entitles me to a week of MC! And yeah, I've been a couch potato for the past 3 days rotting at home because I did my laser on Monday.

So what did I do for this 1 week? I've decided to chiong finish all the TV serial dramas that I've missed out while serving dear army. I finished Flash Forward up till episode 10, and GLEE! - My favourite TV drama for this year. The plot is just so random and it just makes you burst out laughing in the middle of the show. Even if you're a stone-faced, laugh-and-I-will-die, and you get the "WHY SO SERIOUS?" question everytime, you will still bob your head to the jingles they deliver in the show. My favourite thus far? It's My Life/Confessions Part II mash up! It's totally awesome! Take a listen..

AWESOME ain't it? Anyways, the other TV drama that I was catching up was Lost. After totally losing track of it halfway through season 2, and finding out that the season FINALE will be on May 23 2010, I just gotta watch it. I'm one of those guys that totally HATES spoilers. You know when J.K released Harry Potty last book, I woke up like 8am in the morning and waited outside CompassPoint's Popular just so I get to read it First-Hand, Spoiler-FREE! I HATE people spoiling endings for me, it's just a sucky feeling. I would go bonkers and kill the f***** who spoils anything for me.

So yeah, I'm rushing through Season 1 to 5 and hopefully, I can finish watching them by the end of May so that no one spoils the ending of the greatest TV drama of all time. Now let me get LOST.

Vroom VROOM!

2010-04-11T23:55:00.005+08:00

Vroom VROOM!

Oh wow! The weekend whizzed past just like that! You know how the lyrics of "I Gotta Feeling" go "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Saturday and Sunday.."

(psst.. CH, you got a typo stupid!)

NO, YOU MOUNTAIN TORTOISE! THAT'S HOW THE LYRICS WENT! 2 Saturdays in a week! How awesome would that be huh? Anyways, I got a dental consultation tomorrow for a chipped tooth inside my mouth, which was like a month ago. I'm getting the jitters, because I HATE DENTISTS. Especially the drilling gadget they have inside their claustrophobic room. If you're wondering which one I'm talking about, it looks like this..

SHYYT this brings out the pee in me. I wiki-ed it and it's called a Dental Drill and this mean little thing is what makes people like me fear dental. ARRGGH. Hopefully all this dental thing will be over and done with presto!

Heard thunder moments ago. PLEASE DON'T RAIN! It's a dread to force yourself to wake up on a cool, chilly MONDAY morning!

Oh well, sleep time. Army life for 5 days again.

BACK FROM HIATUS!

2010-04-11T02:32:00.020+08:00

BACK FROM HIATUS!

WHOOO! After a 3 years hiatus, I've decided to start blogging again. Why?

Because today I've got alot of things on my mind and I just want to write it down...

Yeah. That's the reason.

The thing that bogged down my mind so much, not surprisingly, is the topic about money. You know, there are some people who say "OH, money ain't the most important thing man!" And today, I'll show these naysayers how money, is the single thing in life that changes everything.

Ok, give me 2 random guys!

Bling Bling & Ling Ling aka. $00 (GET IT?)

V.S

OK! Now, Bling Bling was born into a rich family. Naturally, at a young age, his parents would send him to all kinds of classes : Piano classes, cooking class, dancing class etc. He gets the BEST tuition classes and thus, he was confident that he would score well for his exams. So confident that he DID NOT study for them, but because of all the BEST tuition classes, he scored B+, a grade good enough to let him go to a tertiary school of his choice.

Ling Ling, conversely, was born into a poor family. After school, he comes home and help out with housework, then play with the 35987345 years old Transformer toy his great grand father gave to his father, which then his father passed it down to him. He is too poor to buy assessment book or 10 year series, but because he reads his textbook as a hobby, he gets a B+ for his O levels as well.

They both decided to go to a polytechnic, because let's face it, JCs are boring as hell.

Up till this point, the effect of money still does not have a great impact on their lives.. at least until now.

Bling Bling, because of his talents, was discovered by talent scouts and he part-timed as an actor in the local TV while still pursuing his diploma. Because of his immense amount of money, he could afford the best skincare products, best gym memberships and eats the best stuff. He is talented AND handsome. And because of his work commitments, he sometimes miss out on project meetings. But because he's famous, cute and loaded, his project mates WILLINGLY allow him to be a freeloader. At the end of his polytechnic life, he has lots of friends and he was invited to give a speech to the school during the graduation ceremony. He threw the most lavish party that day and everyone was impressed with Bling Bling.

Ling Ling went to the same polytechnic as Bling Bling. However, Ling Ling, on the other hand, had to work for his pocket money while pursuing his diploma. He falls asleep during tutorials, skips some of the lecture and miss out on some of the project meetings as well due to his conflicting work schedule. Ling Ling, being the poor guy, had no money to pamper himself with skincare products or go to the gym to work out. His face is full of pimples, he's skinny and his clothes were the same for the 3 years he was in polytechnic. Because of his looks, his project mates mark him down during peer appraisals because he misses out on project meetings. At the end of his polytechnic life, no one wanted to do projects with him, he did not go to the graduation ceremony because he had to work and he had little friends. No one remembered Ling Ling after he graduated, or rather, no one wanted to remember him.

Since Bling Bling and Ling Ling are Singaporean guys, they went to the NS shortly after their graduation..

Bling Bling, being famous and all, was quickly singled out by his sergeants during his BMT. The sergeants "tekkan" him whenever he did wrong, in front of the whole company. Thus, within a week, everyone knew who he was and started making friends with him. On the few rare occasions they have a night's out, Bling Bling would treat his platoon sergeants and mates for dinner. Because he had previously worked out at gyms, he aced his IPPT and SOC. The OC was impressed by the results and granted the whole platoon a few days off. Then, during one of their night's out, he met a girl he liked and soon after, they started dating each other. Bling Bling looked forward to every book out day because that's when he will see his GF. After POP, he was posted to become a commander because he was thought to have the "ability to lead", although in actual fact, he simply has the charisma because he was well-liked by his sergeants and platoon mates.

Ling Ling, on the other hand, was posted to be in the same company, but different platoon as Bling Bling. Ling Ling, with no prior workout, and due to him working everyday, he was weak in terms of physical fitness. His sergeants hated him because they had to stay up late at night to give him extra physical training. And because he is always the last one to go to bed, he often wakes up late in the morning and the whole platoon will get punished because of him. Everyone hated him. Although that is the case, Ling Ling does not like book out days because that will mean he would have to pay for his own meals during the weekends. He was poor, he was hated, and eventually during his POP, he was posted to become a man.

See how all these are leading? I would continue both their life stories, but I would save it for another time when I'm thinking about money again. The ending of the story is clear though - Bling Bling's life will be much better than Ling Ling's, because Bling Bling is filthy rich.

EWW-ILL

2007-08-23T20:37:00.000+08:00

EWW-ILL

RAAAAAAAAHHH. I'm falling ill. Sorethroat and FLU. GAHH! And I'm STILL HAVING EXAMS. Ohmybanana, someone save me...

HIGH

2007-08-14T20:19:00.000+08:00

HIGH

WHOOOHOOOO! Today was my last presentation and that signals the end of the semester. 2 more weeks and I'll be PARTYING PRACTICALLY EVERYDAY until my internship! And I'm like high today can, because we got back one of the reports we did and guess what?

(Spot my name! ;D)

Well, if you didn't see the grade, here's the enlarged version.

A WHAO-LOOKING A+! Yes A+ not A or A- but A+! Never in my poly life I got an A+ for my projects! WHOOOOHOOOOO!

LOL shan't blog much today. Shall indulge myself to doing NOTHING, because I haven't been doing that for a looong, looonng time! Au Revoir my lovely friends!

Bu Neng Shuo De Mi Mi

2007-08-08T19:49:00.000+08:00

Bu Neng Shuo De Mi Mi

Ahhh! Went to watch Secret by Jay Chou today! The movie is UNEXPECTEDLY VERY NICE lar! The whole cinema was packed and during the last scene, every went like:"OWWWW~~!" because well, it's really nice, just go catch it. Here's the review of 2 of the NICEST movies this month, and you better get that $20 out and catch this 2 movies.

Arian Movie Review #8 - Alone

Movie Title: Alone

Rating/Category: PG/ (If this scares you, it means HORROR)

Plot: Pim, went to live in Korea to bury her past. Then one day, her "psychic" friend told her that something is coming back for something that she took away. Then, her mum was ill and she had to rush back to Thailand. Things started to get strange and had all the memories, flashbacks and hauntings of her past overwhelming her she is almost on the verge on breakdown. Then, she discovered, that her "bonded" sister that died due the the separating surgery is coming back for her... but WHY?

Review: Well, this is the movie director of the VERY SCARY Shutter, which I watched, and full of expectations, I went in for a hair-raising experience and true enough, I was not disappointed. Notice how almost all horror flicks seem to not make sense in their plots? Well, this horror movie not only scares the shit out of you when you don't expect it at all, the story plot is SOLID and has a very nice twist in the end. The "ghost" scares you in new ways, like hanging on the ceiling fan turning around and stuff. And the story gets darker and deeper and the intensity builds up THROUGHOUT the movie. OMG. Better catch this, before seventh month approaches and you would be too scared to sleep at night.

Rating:

(I told you wearing contact lens would make you tear uncontrollably)

Arian Movie Review #9 - Secret

Movie Title: Secret

Rating/Category: PG/ (If this doesn't look like ROMANCE to you, I don't know what will)

Plot: So Jay, as he is also called in the movie, transferred to this current school. There, he met Xiaoyu, who was playing a mysterious piano piece in the piano room. Soon, they become close friends and spent lots of sweet moments together, like riding on the bicycle, "yum-seng" with ice-cream and stuff. Then, suddenly, Xiaoyu disappeared from the face of the earth. Then Jay was left alone, to find out what is the Secret surrounding her.

Review: Being Jay's first movie directed and coming up with the story all by himself, I admit I didn't have too much expectations on this. The story started out as a very light-hearted romance between 2 high school teenagers. Lots and lots of laughs rang the cinema EVERY MINUTE because Jay and Xiaoyu have lots of chemistry between them. Just when you thought, well, there can't be anything special about this movie, Jay throws in a VERY VERY VERY nice twist to the movie, throwing everyone off their seats. Everyone went quiet during the second half of the movie, as if that would help Jay solve the Secret. After much intense buildup and the Secret behind Xiaoyu finally reveals, and finally to the last scene, everyone in the cinema literally went like:"OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW~~~~!" because it was so touching that I almost cried like a gay LOLOLOL. Ok. Bottomline: Watch this, fast, because if your irritating friends spoil the Secret for you, it would not be AS nice. HIGHLY Reccomended. Good job, Jay.

Rating: !!!!

(Find a picture of Jay smiling with his teeth and I will..... be your friend)

Rewind tsuguA

2007-08-06T18:55:00.000+08:00

Rewind tsuguA

LOLLLL OMG it's already August. That's like a month long of hiatus! I MISS BLOGGING RANDOM CRAP. Being a 3rd year student in Poly is so tedious. I'm finally left with 2 more presentations to go and I'm DONE.... for the first semester. Well, just in case you were wondering:"Projects so hard meh?" Here's one of my group project brochure that I DESIGNED TOTALLY BY MYSELF.

(This is not my hand by the way lol)

Look at this brochure! It's not designed like a typical brochure that is rectangular and folded into 3 sides, but a flip brochure that is so unique and it is printed on GLOSS PAPER and costs a freaking $12! Well, just in case you were wondering, AGAIN, why I had to do this all by myself, tell me, how do you design a brochure with like 5 people using different programs having different design concepts? Thus, I did this up and the teacher was SO IMPRESSED CAN. And this is only ONE out of 43753489758934 projects I have.

Anyways, lots of stuff happened from my month long hiatus. I finished Harry Potter (HP) and I even designed a HP SHIRT for myself. I went over to the T-shirt making store in Tampines Mall today, impressed with my design, only to hear the Ah-Pek yelling at me:"WHAT? FOR ONE PERSON!?! HAHAHA YOU THINK YOU CAN AFFORD.$100 LEH. AND SO COMPLICATED YOUR DESIGN.WANT ME MAKE FOR YOU ONE PERSON.YOU THINK YOU GOD AR?"
Ok that's not exactly what he said. He said:"Sorry ar cannot lar too hard to make, must make mould here there everywhere etc etc etc.....", but what he really meant to me was the sentence in caps above. So, being poured cold-water all over, I either a. Find another T-shirt maker, b. Make the T-shirt so simple it looks like a shirt from Kiddy Palace c. Chunk my design to the bin

I'm still wondering which one option should I take. Oh wells.

And OH! Remember the hey!gorgeous contest that I was asking you guys to vote? I got selected for the 1st round which was the interview session. IT was DAMN STRESS LAR. I had to BEATBOX in front of 4 JUDGES in front of the cafe they were holding their interview at. OMG. Luckily and unfortunately, I didn't make it to the second round which is the filming session held at TP last friday. COMPETITION STIFF in TP lar, too many good-looking guys around. Lol, they only picked like 3 out of 10? selected for the interview to the 2nd round so it was like, OK LAR I'm not depressed and stuff lol. Thanks to all my friends who voted for me during the online-voting session! Here's some of the pics I took while they were filming, that day was REALLY HOT lar.

Annd that's about it I will ramble about for today. 2 more presentations to go, and I'm going to be FREE FOR ONE WEEK before I start studying for exams. Bah.

End of HARRY encounters!

2007-07-22T01:30:00.000+08:00

End of HARRY encounters!

Lol, I really shouldn't be here blogging because I just finished my Order of Phoenix and I'm determined to finish Half-Blood Prince by tomorrow so that I can start reading on my Deathly Hallows; yes I GOT MY DEATHLY HALLOWS TODAY!

(The really cool carrier for Deathly Hallows!)

(And the "Adult"version of the book!)

I was expecting the queue to be pretty long when I went to Compasspoint at 7.30am today. Surprisingly, I got my book in less than 10 minutes and everywhere in the mall everyone were buried in their Deathly Hallows! It's like, the end of the era after this book, the nicest storybook I've read besides Dean Koontz stuff. And mind you, I'm not a books person.

Anyways I shall not talk much! I want to finish reading so that no irritating person SPOILS THE ENDING FOR ME. RAAAAAAAR. I hate spoilers, text and human spoilers alike. I wish I can just cast "AVADA KEDAVRA" curse on them. Gah. Aites back to my Half-Blood Prince!

"Accio Half-Blood Prince!"

Lethargic

2007-07-19T00:47:00.000+08:00

Lethargic

Oh wow. I'm suddenly getting lethargic of school. Piles and piles of projects and reports waiting for me to be done, so much so that they almost look like a Tsunami to me. And GODDAMN I'm having breakouts. Gaaahhhhhhh.

I couldn't find time to blog these days, not till August at least. Life has been HELLUVA busy-ish. I'll just update a little of what I'm doing these days. First thing first, my friends signed me up on this thing, so if you like, please VOTE FOR ME!
http://ch8.mediacorptv.com/heygorgeous/hunk.php?uid=865

And I am also recently getting my hands on magic. I'm so obsessed with my magic "training" that I even bought $50 worth of high-quality poker decks so that I can train better. I'll just post the decks that I bought next time though, it's almost 1am =/
So far so good, I just gave my friends my "virgin" performance and judging from their facial expressions I guessed they were pretty blown off by the effect. *smirks

I'm also chionging Harry Potter books nowadays to gear myself for the last book that is going to be released THIS SATURDAY. I'm only like halfway through the Order of Phoenix! I've got 2 days to finish this book and Half-Blood Prince. And I really wonder what the situation will be like on Saturday when I go down to get my Deathly Hallows. If only we have owls to deliver as well...

That's pretty much what's going on in my life these few weeks. I've got like Harry Potter and Order of Phoenix, Fantastic Four and Men in White movie review to catch up on, and I'm SO SO SO anticipating the movie "Alone", who is the director of the scariest horror flick I've seen - "Shutter"
Lots of things going on in my life, so little time.

How I wish I'm stranded on a beautiful island with martinis and bikinis. LOL ok, I'm just kidding. But I long for a holiday OUTSIDE Singapore! I haven't been out of Singapore for AGES, and I'm sick of Singapore already, with all the NS crap and stupid TV shows. Singapore is so, blah. I want to go to TAIWAN, JAPAN, HONGKONG and HAWAII!

Oh wells. If I have the means to immigrate out of Singapore, I'll do it RIGHT AWAY. I'm getting so lethargic of Singapore. No wonder they say "Money lets you go around the world".

"Eh WRONG LAR! IS "Money makes the world go round can?"

Rojak thoughts

2007-07-06T20:45:00.000+08:00

Rojak thoughts

HALO! Just bought a new keyboard and a new mouse yesterday and you know what, THIS KEYBOARD IS SHIOK CAN. Omg, I'm typing at 5833words/min with this keyboard because they keys are so pressable LOL. Here are the pictures of my new toys.

Just in case you guys are wondering, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?! WHY NEVER UPDATE?!?!!?! Well, because this month is reports cum presentation month. I simply have no time during the weekdays to blog bout stuff! Oh wells. At least it's better than MUGGING FOR A LEVELS HAHA LOLOLOL OMG I SOUND EVIL.

Oh, have you guys checked out the trailer for the Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix? Did you see how Daniel Radcliffe look like? Because he was older than what he was supposed to play as according to the actual story, the production crew had to cut his hair VERY SHORT, made him an even younger-looking glasses and wear clothes that's half a size than his normal.

Well, you know what? They did it. He looks exactly like..

A NERD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Wow I'm like, EVIL today. But you know what again? You're on evil-thought.blogspot.com.

Escape.

2007-06-27T22:39:00.000+08:00

Escape.

Aites my head don't hurt now so time to blog bout stuff. Ok so I'm like a fan of 987fm and I listen to them practically everyday, even when I'm sleeping I leave the radio on till the next morning. So uh, I'm more of the English songs person than Chinese songs person so it's been kinda hard to find peeps listening to the latest My Chemical Romance songs or Fall Out Boy in Poly, ever since my friends in sec school.

Anyways was browsing around Youtube and I came across this video in which I call the Funniest Umbrella dance, EVER.

Like LOLOL! Watch how Shan dances with that umbrella! (If you do not know, Shan is the guy with the hat and he's like 3000m tall thanks)

And here's some of the pictures of what I did during my holidays. (FOOD ESCAPE!)

WARNING: If you have not had your meal yet, the following pictures might give you the urge to either a. Overeat ,b. Strangle me or c. Ask me out to eat LOLOL!

(Soup bun! It's like slurping up all the soup in the bun with the straw before you gobble the whole bun up!)

(GOLDEN Fried Rice, as they call it. It's OMG NICE LAR, with pork floss and raisins, yes RAISINS and spicy tapioca chips, WHOO! Amazing mix of spicy and sweet!)

(Dessert ordered at Sakae Sushi, Vanilla mint ice-cream with chocolate!)

(I LOVE THIS I LOVE THIS I LOVE THIS! It's called Bo Luo Bao and this restaurant's makes this the BEST! The bao crust on the top is warm and sweet, but the pineapple slice in the middle is cooling and refreshing, and when you just bite the whole thing together, it's an adrenaline rush of warm and cool feeling slowly melting in your mouth!! And the best part? IT'S ONLY $1.90! OMGAWD. I ALWAYS order this when I eat at this HK restaurant! A MUST-TRY!)

(Triple-Snow Ice-kachang! Mix of red bean, mango and strawberry with vanilla ice-cream! Just by looking at it you know it's nice already. LOL!)

(Stringray @ ChompChomp! Nice tender meat together with spicy and sour aftertaste! Oh man I'm hungry already!)

(Fried Carrot Cake with PRAWNS!)

(Last but not least, the BEST DESSERT @ ChompChomp, SMILING CHOCOLATE TAUHUAY! Chilled just right with the chocolate sauce and the soft tauhuay tingling in your mouth, WHOOHOO!)

Aites, just in case you're wondering, I DID NOT EAT ALL THESE WITHIN A DAY LOL.
Oh, I was watching the show Deal or no deal just now and I SOOO wanted to audition for their second season because it's so EASY to win some money, which I DESPERATELY need right now. But OH CRAP, they only want people 21 years and above.

GAHH! Cmon, drop the limits, I WANT TO PLAY DEAL OR NO DEAL with the sexy looking Adrian Pang LOL! =D

Puk-ish.

2007-06-27T00:52:00.001+08:00

Puk-ish.

I seriously didn't want to blog today(as with the last 10 days, AGAIN) because my head hurts probably due to lack of sleep but I wanted to get this off my chest so that I can drift back to sleep with a lighter load LOL.

I'm not gonna spoil my photobucket account with this picture so I'm uploading this to blogger instead.

You guys PROBABLY have seen this guy/gay on the TV recently and JUDGING THE BOOK BY ITS COVER, he look seriously, uh, pukable with that gay pose together with that UGLY NECKLACE and that pair of shades is EEEW. And and and that HAIR. Oh my banana. And the worst thing about him? His name. Seriously, EVERYONE knows you can get a "艺名" when you are in the entertainment industry. But of the x=68590*(146353/n-1) possible names, he got himself the name (prepare your puke basket)... 方大同, which literally translates to BIG SQUARE BUCKET in English. *puke FURIOUSLY now*

And that's not only me, everyone is getting obnoxious about him. I hear people on bus saying how ugly he looks and how he sings is seriously gawd. Friends agree. My sisters agree.
BTW TP was giving out free concert tix to his concert today but uhhh.

SO HOW THE HELL DID HE BECOME "受矚目新人王". He reminds me of the of Ocean Ou. Ocean was potrayed as a cartoon character during his marketing and had it going pretty well for him until he revealed his face. Like LOLOL what a BAD BAD move.

To end it off let's take a look at how they market this square bucket.
" 2007年音樂人最期待的創作者悄然襲台
沒有任何宣傳，僅憑藉著口耳相傳和專業電台DJ個人喜好播放，"
(OF COURSE NO ONE WANTS TO REALLY MARKET HIM. And OF COURSE HE CAN ONLY MAKE IT THROUGH RADIO STATIONS. Through TV station? Dream on your bucket.)

P.S Well I'm EVILbean and my blog is EVIL thoughts so uh,
Disclaimer warning: If you find it offensive and want to sue me, by reading until the end of this line you have agreed to just laugh it off as evil-thoughts thanks.

11 days hiatus

2007-06-17T18:59:00.000+08:00

11 days hiatus

HALO blogger. And some friends. And random people who happened to drop by here. This is ChingHow and after almost 11days of hiatus, I'm BACK BLOGGGINGGGGG. There's so many stuff to blog because I did so many things during these 11 days but it's a pain to blog so long on MY CURRENT KEYBOARD. You literally need to PUNCH in each and every letter to get them out on the screen and it's a pain in the ass, or rather on the hands. I need a new keyboard and that's provided if I happened to pick a thousand dollar note on the streets. NO WAY AM I GOING TO HAND IT OVER TO THE POLICE. NAAAAAAAAAAAAH.

Anyways, I'll just do a summary and highlights of these 11 days today and elaborate whatever.

"Calling me?"

Nonononono. What I meant was I will just blog down anything that is interesting.

"You're willing to blog about me? "

OMG NO!!! GRR!! Now I finally understand why the 2 guys are so frustrated that they beat the shopkeeper up. These 2 imps are REALLY annoying.

Oh wells. Back to proper stuff. A few days ago I decided to whip up what I called the "Meatball Pasta baked with garlic and tomato garnished with corn, green peas and carrots"
Well, a picture speaks a thousand words so here's a couple of thousand words for you.

This is how it looks like BEFORE it was drenched in pasta sauce.

After it was baked with pasta sauce, together with creamy chicken mushroom soup and spicy pork cubes.

Just by looking at the pictures you can tell it's nice RIGHT? RIGGHT! LOL. Aites, that pretty much sums up Day 1 of my last holiday in Temasek Poly.

Ok my hands are sore now already. I also caught "Men in White" and "Fantastic Four" these couple of days so uhhhhh, LOTS OF STUFF TO BLOG LAR. Guess I'll have to blog sometime later. Let's end off today's blogging with a picture of the owner of this blog shall we? I hear lots of moans and jeering but HECK. Here's my pic.

LOLOL. Aites 'nuff of scary stuff. Tata.

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2007-06-15T03:24:00.001+08:00

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ORG-EY

2007-06-06T19:47:00.000+08:00

ORG-EY

Ahhhh. Couldn't blog this past few days cause I was doing what students are SUPPOSED to do, but often dreaded by students themselves, and that is - mugging. Woke up at 11am+ and mugged at the infamous Kingdom-oF-Chickens till 5-6pm and it's really BORING AND TIRING. Seriously I never understood the purpose of exams. Let's just take one common example, driving exams.

Like, you get tested on what should you do if you see orange lights. The "correct" answer would be slow down to a halt right? But what do almost EVERYONE do on the roads? "OLENG LIGHTS?! CHIONG AR!!!" And then there's another question. What should you do if the pedestrian is crossing the roads even though it has already turned red?The "correct" answer - wait for them to cross finish. But in reality? "WTF IS WRONG WITH THIS OLD WOMAN?!!" *presses horn furiously as if playing BishiBashi*

Road Rage - The funniest videos are a click away

LOLOL. You can hear the boys laughing at the man in the background.

Anyways, here's the movie review promised.

Arian Movie Review #7 - Shrek 3

Movie Title: Shrek 3

Rating/Category: PG/(This means cartoon thanks, you NERD)

Plot: Shrek married Fiona previously. Because they are in the royalty, naturally, Shrek would be the king. But that means no freedom for him. So together with a donkey and a pussy, they embarked on a journey to find another successor, who is Fiona's cousin Artie. But Artie is a stupid name and so is the man himself, who is a loser in an university. And this is where the challenging part comes in for Shrek.

Review: Well, I caught Shrek 1 and 2 so I had pretty high expectations for this trilogy. But alas, they failed to entertain me enough, or rather, maybe I'm 19 and it's abit too old to catch this kind of movies. The story pace is draggy and I almost fell asleep towards the middle part of the movie. And the plot, well, maybe they tried too hard to include all fairytale characters that it was more to ORGY than OGRE. Too little characterization and thus, in my opinion, a waste of 10 bucks to catch this movie in this Blockbuster season.

Rating:

(This picture shatters every fairytale princess image little boys had while they were young)

FUN DAY.

2007-06-03T01:38:00.000+08:00

FUN DAY.

Yaaay. Went out enjoying today! We went over to Cine and while on the way, those guys from the "World No Tobacco Day" stopped me to do a survey. They were so funny lar. They asked me to first watch a performance of a "yo-yo". Then this guy just perform his yo-yo tricks in front of me and I was like:" UHHHH, don't HIT ME with that thing!"

So after the "death-defying" stunt for like 30 seconds I was asked to do a tobacco survey. You know, like what should you do if you're offered a cigar and such. AND WE ALL KNOW THE "CORRECT" ANSWER DON'T WE. It's like those reminders before the movies that tells you to switch off your handphones and then within the next 10 seconds someone phone will ring. Oh wells. This is why there is this word called I-R-O-N-I-C.

Anyways, we shopped at cine and then catch Shrek the Third, which was pretty boring. After that, we went over to Heeren and I bought a shirt from Fleshimp! It's nice lar and LIKE IT'S GREAT SINGAPORE SALES SO I GOT THIS NICE-LOOKING SHIRT AT ONLY $25 OMGOMG.

Vain. Ching How. But. I. Love. Clothes. Bwha.

And after looking at some Jap-looking-girls and guys and getting some girls looking back at me for staring at guys (I think) we went over to the Parkmall basement to try the QQ Noodles House and guess what, the food is quite nice lar! We ordered an egg-omelette fried rice, claypot "Martell" chicken soup and a QQ noodles with Char Siew and meatballs. Taste distinctively different for each dish but still nice! Too bad we forgot to take photos, was too hungry and gobbled them up gah.

OH WELLS. All good things come to an end. It's time to head home BUT before that I went over to NTUC Fairprice to get the NEW GATSBY MOVING RUBBER, the purple one! The design is so sleek and cool lar so I bought it lol. I'll post the picture up tommorrow though, tired.

Annnnd not forgetting the disappointing movie Shrek review. Aites sleep time have to start studying for mid-sem tests tomorrow. Eeurgh.

Arian Movie Review #6 - Blades of Glory

2007-06-01T21:30:00.000+08:00

Arian Movie Review #6 - Blades of Glory

BOO! Aites finally Blades of glory review. This show is damn gay can.

Movie title: Blades of Glory

Rating/Category: Before I go into this, I must say I was like HUH?! WHAT THE BANANA. Because my friends bought the tickets so I didn't know the rating. After the show I asked them, "LOL GAY CAN! What's the rating huh?" and they told me, PG. Holy momma. Yep you heard me right, a highly homo movie getting a PG while the Rainie new homo movie Spider Lillies gets a R21. CENSORSHIP BOARD SURE LIKES TO LET KIDS WATCH MALE HOMOS THAN FEMALES.

Plot: Well it's a Jon Heder movie so you don't really need to know the plot. I'll keep the plot short. 1 sissy ice-skater. 1 sexy-fat-male skater. Rivals. Fight at World Championships. Banned. A gay fan told the sissy about a loophole in the rules. Only way to participate in ice-skating again: pairs skating.

Review: Well, as mentioned, this movie is VERY HOMO in nature. Despite that though, the whole movie is very funny and you can't help but keep smiling throughout the whole 90 minutes. HOWEVER, as I'm a guy, I really feel the pain for those crotch jokes. And there's this one scene where the guy holds another in the crotch and it's like OMG LOLOLOL. I couldn't stop laughing for 10 minutes! Also, the plot is fairly paced and there's a great great ending. A really good movie to cheer you up or help you release stress. For a comedy, it did what it's supposed to do, to make you L-O-L.

Rating:

P.S: STAY AFTER THE CREDITS for more gay scenes LOL.

Oh and I'm going to watch Shrek the Third tommorrow so.. another $9.50 GONE!

(LOL 'nuff said)

Gravitied.

2007-05-30T20:34:00.000+08:00

Gravitied.

DAMN! I dropped my precious w810i phone today! Arrgh. The scratches and dents on my phone is annoying me! Now I have to save $30++ to get a cosmetic touch-up. I HATE GRAVITY!

Life outside our Mother..... Earth.

2007-05-29T23:34:00.000+08:00

Life outside our Mother..... Earth.

Sorry 'bout the delay. Blogger was lagging for me! School has been busy with all the revision lectures and stuff. Only had 4 hours of sleep before squeezing onto bus 27 with the morning crowd and attending a lecture that's so boring I give the lecturer the official title of: "BEST HYPNOSIS SESSION WITHOUT A STOPWATCH WITHIN 10 MINUTES!"

Oh wells.

Remember the news just a month ago about a new planet which is very Earth-like, and that you can have a birthday party every 13 days because that's how fast the planet orbits. I can't copy and paste the news here because of the stupid copyright issue. I'm just wondering, what if, there are really aliens? Can we really communicate via the ET-sign? If you haven't watch the TV for like 500 years, this is the sign that is made famous by the show E.T that I'm talking about.

Lol. Call me crazy but I would love to have an alien friend. It's kinda like a Tamagotchi, only in that they won't shit every 5 minutes and evolve every 3 days.

(Alien: Look, it's really obscene that we pose like that for a picture. Ou..OUCH! Mind where your finger is poking!)

Lol oh wells. Tired today. I'll try to write a movie review for Blades of Glory sometime later. For now.. let me feed my alien friend..

Flying clock.

2007-05-25T19:47:00.000+08:00

Flying clock.

Time really flies. One second I was whining about school starting soon and the next second, it has been a month since school started. Despite boring lectures and tutors with ugly moles all over their face, I still love Poly life the most! Everyday I get to wear what I like to wear and I get to style my lovely hair LOL!

Remember the times in secondary school where the discipline teacher is walking TOWARDS ME and my heart was like thumping so hard that I could almost beatbox, and I had to quickly tuck in my shirt, comb my 1 month old fringe and sideburns to the back and ACT NERD. But alas, I was a popular amongst the discipline masters. "CHING HOW HAIR VERY LONG AR, COME I CUT FOR YOU"

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Oh wells. What a jail and bore secondary life has been for me. You study stupid H2SO4 and why girls menstruate and stuff and everyone go like EEEWW. Nowadays, girls talk openly which brand they are using and things like the longer wings are better, in front of me.

And then there's all this dreaded maths that I FAILED SINCE secondary 3. I never understand why mathematicians live so long despite all my curses. I had to slog and mug 5 maths TYS towards O level in order to get an A2.

Now I'm enjoying my schooling life. Deciding where to go during 3 hours break, having snacks while the lecturers chant their sutra, have fun and cracking cold jokes no one understands, and studying the course that I CHOSE, not because I was FORCED to study. I really hope time ticks by in slow-mo from now onwards, because I'm really loving the life I'm having right now. No stress, no responsibilities, no worries. And all these reminds me of the song by S.H.E, I don't want, I don't want, don't want grow big/up.

I'll post the Arian Movie review of Blades of Glory up tomorrow. Time to smash all the clocks.

Cardys.

2007-05-23T19:54:00.000+08:00

Cardys.

Whoohoo! Finally got My© NETS CashCard today! It's VERY nice lar, it's very personalised in terms of design, and it's a YOUTH cashcard! So HA! No old people would dare to borrow my cashcard anymore. And what's more, my current old cashcard is such a banana - it's eager to peel!

Old cashcard

New youth cashcard!

Ahhh VERY NICE DESIGN. PLUS the different languages and the 2 hiphop guys splashed with the My© logo. AND, the coolest thing of all? The slogan right SMACK in the middle of the card - My life. My copyright. AWESOME STUFF man!

And just a week ago I got my Passion card! The colour is sooo elegant with the glossy black and the design is sooo sleek!

Passion card!

Look at this card! It's so glossy that it's even reflecting my camera phone!

I'm in love with cards LOL. Next card that I'm going to apply? Debit card! I never like credit cards because they are the cause of bankruptcy 80% of the time. But a debit card? It's COOL lar!

Oh wells. I'm going to watch Blades of glory after school tomorrow so keep an eye out for my movie review!

What's Next?

2007-05-19T23:25:00.000+08:00

What's Next?

Went to Plaza Singapura today. Next, we went to catch Next which is next after the buying of Nachos with extra cheese. So coming next, is the Arian movie review of... Next.

Arian Movie Review #5 - Next

Movie Title: Next

Rating/Category: PG/

Plot: Cris Johnson (Nicholas Cage) is a magician, and you pretty much can guess it, earns MOST of his money by *ahem* playing in a casino and the ability to win everytime? A clairvoyant who can see 2 minutes in the future.

Then the "Romeo" meets his "Juliet" and in a special twist, Juliet can interestingly help him see beyond 2 minutes because of the ever-clichéd thing called destiny. Because of an incident that happened in the casino, the FBI wants to get Cris Johnson to help them nab a bunch of terrorist who has nothing better to do but detonate a stolen nuclear weapon.

Review: This movie is really interesting. I've always like scripts with this kind of paranormal setting because we see normal stuff like everyday in our life. Why pay another 10 bucks to watch something that is going to happen to you everyday? Think along the lines of family drama and documentary movies. Anyways, this movie, although is an action-adventure, packs LOADS OF LAUGHTERS because Nicholas Cage acted so goddamn good. His cockiness, with suave and smooth bullet-dodging and those pretty little magic tricks (he's a magician) really makes you want to have the ability SO MUCH that you would drool everytime he executes certain things like avoiding multiple punches without even looking!

And because of his power, he is virtually INVINCIBLE because he knows his opponents movements even before they are executed. It's like a LEGAL GOD-MODE HACK. How cool is that! Also, the female lead actor was pretty hot looking, which added lots of juicy bits to the movie. (LOOK OUT FOR THE BED SCENE LOL)

If not for the abrupt and albeit lame ending, I would have given it 5 stars because this is really a good movie not to be missed. Even so, I HIGHLY RECCOMEND you to catch it because, well, you never know what's next.

(Look out when the credits roll, they are kinda abnormal!)

Rating:

Now I know why people are always not early for wedding dinners.

Dread. Drats.

2007-05-19T00:15:00.000+08:00

Dread. Drats.

Today was Temasek Poly's Pasar Malam day, or rather, as they call it, Campus Care Network day (CCN). It's a day where students set up stores, just like those in Pasar Malam seen in Singapore, and then shriek at the top of their voices attempting to sell overpriced fishballs to willing donators. WELL, it's a charity so it's not really overpriced as in, trying to rip you off so as to install a golden tap in their office. (NKF anyone?)

Well anyways, it's my first and last time trying to squeeze my way in and out of the students mob for this occasion. Seeing students using all kinda tactics like tugging your shirt to "sa jiao" (arghh I can't translate this to English) to get you to buy a stick of 3 marshmallows for a dollar makes me feel kinda.. uhh.. =/

CNN 2007 @ TP

(It looks empty because I took it from the ONLY EMPTY SPOT in the campus)

Before I begin to blog and whine 'bout stuff, I SCORED A WHOPPING 507 on the Street Basketball machine today! After months of training, I finally hit the 500 mark! HOORAY! =D
I will blog more about this next time.

So, I kinda dread the year ahead. Or rather, I HATE the year ahead. After the exams, I would be going to interns for 3 months. After this I will come back to school for my graduating exams. THEN IT WOULD BE NS. DRATS. NS. I. HATE. NS. PERIOD. It's like a glorified prison! Not only do I have to SHAVE MY HEAD (which is the one I hate most because I LOVE MY HAIR NOW), I have to sleep in the forest together with wild boars and SHIT AND USE MY OWN TOILET PAPER. And it's for a freaking 20 months, which means 80 weeks or 560 days! Holy banana. Imagine wearing a pair of geeky spectacles, nerdy hairstyle and a body full of sweat for 560 FREAKING DAYS. HOW I WISH I CAN GET OUT OF THIS DREADED PLACE. 2 years! I can have so much fun at the age of 20 and 21!

Sigh. Why am I a Singaporean? Sometimes I wished I were in Japan or Taiwan, having fun with all the street fashion, their TV entertainment, their food..
If I had the means to immigrate, I would DEFINITELY get out of Singapore. It's boring, rigid and totally, shit. Who cares about bringing in F1, having all the IRs when people have to beg and plead for a day off work in Singapore just to have fun, then get home and start rushing reports, documents etc etc. What's the point?

When I first get into the entrepreneurship and tourism cluster, I was elated. But pretty soon I realised, what's the point of life, especially in Singapore? You get all the riches, but you look ugly and old when you finally have the time to reap your rewards. You are poor, you eat sardines and soy sauce. You are the middle, you struggle, you boot-lick just to get to the upper class. I'm not saying this is not true in other countries, but this is most likely to be the scenario in Singapore.

Therefore, I hope, as and when I should be working, I want to pursue a career I have the most passion. Not because it gives me the money. Because I want to live the rest of my life before I retire, to do something I love. Look at the society now. People dread to go to work. Everyone looks bored when you get on the morning train in Singapore. They slog. They boot-lick. They endure humiliation. Why? Because they need the money.

Today's blog entry is solemn and long. But this is afterall a diary. My online diary. And I would want to look back on this entry 30 years later and not regret the decisions I've made further down my life.

P.S Anyways I'm going to catch Next later on so, look out for the movie review. Until then, signing off. =)

Movies, sucking me dry.

2007-05-15T21:22:00.000+08:00

Movies, sucking me dry.

There's so many movies to catch this summer. There's like Shrek 3, Next and the HILARIOUS Blades of glory. That's a whopping total of $30 if I catch them on weekends. And that's not including the popcorn, nachos and diet coke that comes along with each movie session. AND THAT'S A WHOPPING AWFUL LOT.

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Oh wells. Who can I blame but myself for being a movie geek. Oh, before I move on to my promised 28 weeks later movie review, I BOUGHT LINKIN PARK'S NEWEST ALBUM - Minutes to Midnight! YAY! It even comes with a free LP poster! =D

Haven't got the time to hear or rip it into my phone yet. Pretty busy nowadays =/
Anyways, let's get on with the movie review yeah?

Arian Movie Review #4 - 28 Weeks Later

Movie title: 28 weeks later

Rating/Category: M18/ (This basically means, HORROR)

Plot: The movie starts off where 28 days later left off, like duh it's a SEQUEL, where the rage virus already annihilated the British Isles. The US then purportedly declared that the virus is gone, and that reconstruction of the city can take place. Refugees start to return, but this is no surprise really, that the virus is not gone. Together with 2 stupid kids who run off the quarantined area to get something back from the "old home" (where it is still infected), you get zombies all over the city once again.

Review: As a zombie-lover, I was pretty disappointed about the gore stuff. There was not much blood despite the M18 rating, and not enough of those "fake-scare" scenes where they go quiet for like 5 seconds and something suddenly pops up in the screen which is normally accompanied with a loud sound. It's clichéd but I just love to scare the shit out of me. That's WHAT HORROR MOVIES ARE FOR RIGHT?! And the camera were pretty shaky, probably to induce the audience to cheer for the "main casts" to run faster than the ever-faster zombies chasing them. Anyways, the storyline was pretty fast-paced, and the setting of the dead city looked quite reasonably dead. Acceptable zombie flick, but didn't do WELL enough for a zombie fan like me.

Rating:

(Arrgh, they told me tomato ketchup taste nicer on the arm!)

Dead tired.

2007-05-14T22:17:00.000+08:00

Dead tired.

Sorry guys I can't blog as promised today because I'm deaaaaad tired. I will try to blog tomorrow! Until then.. ADIEUS-CIAOS-SAYONARA-BYE.

Mind-Blogging.

2007-05-12T21:09:00.000+08:00

Mind-Blogging.

Boo! Blogger won't allow me to blog for the past week. And it apparently had something to do with Singnet. Had to use a manual proxy provided by the people in the help group in order to blog! Had SO MANY stuffs to blog about but they eventually decides to escape my brain of only 256mb memory space whenever I'm free to blog. YEAH YEAH I know. I'm lousier than my thumbdrive.

Speaking 'bout brains! I just went to catch 28 weeks later xD Don't ask me why, but I'm a fan of zombies flicks, just like why some people love eating wasabi. And I'm more BEWILDERED when people LICK WASABI ICE-CREAMS and give me that "OMG-YOU-MUST-BUY-THIS-$4-WASABI-CREAM" face when they lick. Eeurgh. I love everything about Japan, JUST THE WASABI.

Oh wells. Anyways the point is, I love watching these cute creatures called zombies. Dawn of the dead, 28 days later, Hills have eyes, ANYTHING as long as they devour brains. And yes, I would be having a Arian Movie Review on 28 weeks later tomorrow so look out for that. To end off today's blog, let's watch some mind-blowing, brain boggling MV about zombies. (Listen closely to the lyrics, it's funny and entertaining ^^V)

Just FOLLOW LOR!

2007-05-06T03:33:00.000+08:00

Just FOLLOW LOR!

I really can't stand Singapore's Mediacorp TV anymore. Firstly, they KEEP having re-runs of OLD SHOWS over, and over, and over again! Didn't they already have that MOBtv for people who wants to go retro? Why spread the misery to the younger generation like ME? Just so you're wondering, no one really plays TETRIS anymore.

Secondly, the variety shows nowadays are simply HYPNOTIC. They are so booorinnng, either the ideas are copied from Taiwan variety shows, or they simply buy copyrights overseas and have a localized version. Examples: Singapore Idol, Who wants to be a millionaire and the latest that is coming, Deal or no deal. This is the second time I'm whining bout this in my blog.

And finally, the VERY LAST STRAW THAT MADE ME HATE SINGAPORE TV. Have you guys come across the TV ad for the Mediacorp website xin.sg, whereby lots of people rush out from an alley and do silly stuff like running towards a perceived victim etc? I thought: "Wow! Finally something creative from Singapore", until I saw a 14563% SIMILIAR VIDEO ON YOUTUBE.

What are they thinking? There's not even a SLIGHT VARIATION. (Unless you're speaking bout those siao guys running) And the recent anti-smoking posters that you see? Surprise surprise! They are all ideas copied from other countries.

Being an entrepreneurship student, this kind of thing irks me. They might as well have a "We're GOING RETRO IN 2008! ALL SHOWS THAT WILL BE SHOWN WOULD BE FROM THE 80's!" campaign. I think even I can think up of better variety shows content and even be a host myself. Bah. Maybe Jack Neo should come up with a sequel of Just Follow law for Singapore TV - JUST FOLLOW LOR.

Arian Movie Review #3!

2007-05-04T22:30:00.000+08:00

Arian Movie Review #3 - Spiderman 3

Went to watch Spiderman 3 already! It's OMG nice lar. We were dismissed at 1 so we went to PS to have some noodle omelette, then went over to Vivo the Gloria Jean's to chill out. Our movie was at 6:30 so we chilled in the cafe for like 1 freaking hour lol. I ordered the Chocolate macadamia latte and it's quite nice at the beginning, but you can't finish it because you get sick of the macadamia flavor 3/4 down the cup.

I added lots of chocolate rice in it lol. Anyways it's quite nice so if you're free you can go try my recommendation.

Now let's move to the Spiderman 3 movie review yeah?

Movie title: Spiderman 3

Rating/Category: PG/(I already crossed out others, DON'T TELL ME YOU DON'T KNOW)

Plot: So Peter Parker already told Mary Jane that he is Spiderman. And he finally can juggle between his job and studies and girlfriend and superhero duties just right. Of course no movie directors would give you a peaceful show. Out of nowhere comes a black meteorite. And of course suddenly Peter Parker encounters lots of crisis - revenge, relationships and stuff that is clichéd. And that black gooey stuff from the space can make him "shiok", when in real life it kinda means ecstasy but you get what I mean. So, choose to be evil? Or the compassionate hero he used to be? Add in Venom and Sand devil and you get the overall plot of Spidey 3.

Review: First off, I've seen Spidey 1 & 2 and I can safely say Spidey 3 is the best of the series. Awesome awesome visual effects aside ($300 million for those eye-candies mind you), you get quite a good mix of humor of the stingy boss who has high-blood pressure, a good mix of relationships problem, and 3 MIX OF VILLIANS - Goblin, Venom and Sand devil. That's quite worth the $9.50 already.

Also, the director characterized the character quite well, so when someone in the movie gets hurt, you will feel the pain. There are some touching scenes, and I can say you can get pretty teary if you are those who cry easily. The story plot also flows along quite smoothly, narrating all the stuff Spidey encounters and why he will choose to wear the famous black suit everyone is drooling about.

Overall, the movie is a MUST-watch movie of the year because everything about the movie is well done - sound and visual effects, story plot, characterization. One thing bout Spidey 3 though.. CAN SOMEONE KILL OFF MARY JANE ALREADY? She's pretty boring to watch, really. Especially the concert part, oh my, it's worse than my everyday 2 hour lecture.

Rating: !!

P.S: You really gotta go GVmax to watch this movie, their wide seats and VERY WIDE screen will give you the maximum pleasure of watching Spiderman 3 =D

I FINALLY FOUND THE MAGICAL MIRROR PANE!

Eat my FOOD!

2007-05-02T22:39:00.000+08:00

Eat my FOOD!

I've got a 3 hour break today, so me and some of my classmates went out all the way to Downtown East to have the Sakae Sushi + Teppanyaki buffet. You have to leave within 90 minutes or else each person have to be charged $4 for every extra hour. Ouch. Well, here's one picture of our madness.

That's not Ferrero Rocher please. It's 6 plates of Hotate combined into 2 plates. LOL we were laughing so hard when the waitress served us the dish. We couldn't even use up the full 90 minutes; we surrendered after an hour - IT'S SO FULL CAN.

Don't try the Teppanyaki though, it's quite disappointing. They only let you have chicken, squid and salmon! AWW, no scallops and prawns. And the Teppanyaki vegetables, it's like beansprout stir fried with onions. LOLOL, my friend saw her dish and she was like, Ok.. daogei.. eeks. xD

Oh wells, went back to school at 3:30 and attended the boring 2 hour lecture. OH! Here's my new-found-boring-lecture-food.

TA-DA! M&M dark chocolate! It's really damn nice. Sweet, crispy sugar coating on the outside, the not-so-sweet chocolate oozing into your mouth on the inside.. PERFECT COMBINATION! I love this new version of M&M so much that I bought..

THREE PACKS. LOL! Anyone wants? I can buy it for you, if you're my friend =X
OH! And I'm going to watch Spidey 3 in a few hours time. I'm so e to the x to the c to the i to the t to the e to the d!

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2007-04-30T21:18:00.000+08:00

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Eek spiders!

2007-04-30T01:46:00.000+08:00

Eek spiders!

Before I proceed on my blog post today, let me just briefly share this one incident I encountered today while shopping at Shop N' Save. Ok so I was going to pay for my M&M dark chocolate (this version of M&M is DAMN NICE LAR!), then I was wondering, why is the cashier beside my lane counting a BIG stack of $50 notes in her hand when there is a guy waiting in the queue. Well, apparently, the guy, who looks like a china construction worker, gave her a $1000 note for some $2 stuff. Yep you heard me right. The cashier is counting $998 worth of notes to return as his change.
Too bad I can't see any potential robbers in the vicinity.

Ok back to today's blog content! I'm really excited! For every movie lovers, this movie is a MUST-WATCH! Everywhere you go you can already see posters of the movie on the elevator doors, in the toilet cubicles staring at you doing your stuff, ANYWHERE! Still have no clue which movie I'm talking about? It's the MOVIE BLOCKBUSTER of this summer: SPIDERMAN 3!

For your info, all cinemas have already been almost fully booked for it's premier date - May 1st. Unless you intend to break your neck after sitting through 130 minutes of the show on the first 2 rows, I would HIGHLY suggest you BOOK your tickets ONLINE before you go down to the theatre. For me, I would be going to watch this awesome movie on May 3rd and yes, I've already reserved my ticket online. For those clueless, here's the movie trailer that got me all excited since last year.

Look at the BLACK SPIDEY! Awesome awesome stuff. You REALLY gotta catch this movie, or else everyone would be talking about black spiderman when you're the only one wondering: "Ain't Spiderman RED??".

I ALREADY TOLD THEM THIS HAT DON'T FIT!!!

Lab human

2007-04-27T00:50:00.000+08:00

Lab human

Firstly, let me just apologize for the error in information I made on my blog yesterday. Apparently, the price of $29.50 will ONLY get you the 37 minutes ride. All those goodies I was talking about, the cocktail and the souvenir stuff will cost you $69. Yep you heard me right. $69 whopping dollars for keeping the cocktail glass. IKEA anyone?
(If you don't know what I'm talking about, you're probably 1. Not a Singaporean 2. Didn't know IKEA sells cheap $3.90 cocktail glass or 3. Don't understand English)

Anyways, back to what I'm going to blog about today. Here's one really interesting statistics consolidated by someone who had nothing better to do.

Look at the statistics! We have sex for 4239 times throughout our entire life! And interestingly 4239 is the number of toilet rolls used in a lifetime! LOL.

The very one statistics that I'm interested in how they go about collecting it - 35815 litres of FART passed. I mean, lol, do they have one guy following you around all day, maybe holding some special instruments to calculate how much air you let out?!
Imagine this, you're going to work, you get in an elevator full of people, with the "measuring-fart-guy", and suddenly, you decide to let out a fart. "PROOOOOT!"
Just when you're going to do that "eew-did-you-fart" kind of reaction, the measure-fart-guy tells you:"That's 3 litres worth of fart, sir." And when you turn around, everyone has fainted.

Oh wells. For anyone who's interested in knowing your very own statistics, click on the link below and just simply select your birth date. Just don't fart when we're in the same lift.

Human Footprint calculator

New skin, new adventures!

2007-04-26T01:24:00.000+08:00

New skin, new adventures!

Oh wells got a new skin. Previous one was too plain and abit amateurish. Now my blog LOOKS LIKE A PRO WAHAHAHA. Anyways. Just caught the movie Nightmare Detective, and well, it was pretty much a nightmare to watch. I will post up the movie review sometime later, so watch this space!

Have you guys seen the almost-completed GIGANTIC ferris-wheel at Marina Bay? It's really magnificent and looks pretty fun to play.

The ride is a whopping 37 minutes and costs only $29.50! It's gonna be opened soon around March 2008 and tickets are already on sale now. And.. they will serve you a free cocktail and you get to KEEP THE COCKTAIL GLASS! Wow! I've never heard of giving free wineglass as souvenirs!

Sounds really romantic to sit on the ferris wheel, enjoying the breathtaking night scenery and complete with a glass of cocktail for half an hour! Singapore is getting really exciting. Can't wait to enter the themepark in the IRs and the CASINOS! Now.. where did my parents hide their credit cards...

P.S Look out for Chingy's list and Arian movie review #3 soon!

Arian Movie Review #2!

2007-04-21T00:58:00.000+08:00

Arian Movie Review #2!

Just caught "200 Pounds Beauty" on Thursday. An interesting fact to share before I proceed to my movie review. Did you know that about 50% of Korean woman in their 20's have gone through some kind of cosmetic operation? Cosmetic surgery among Koreans got so popular that they even allocated a WHOLE STREET IN SEOUL called "Plastic Surgery Street" or "Apkujong"! Now you know why female Koreans look all the same. And that is why I don't watch Korean shows ever. You go like:" Huh? Isn't she the girl who got killed?!" Then you realise they are two different person after the credits roll.

Well, I can't imagine if this Apkujong concept gets popular in Thailand (well-known for transvestites). A WHOLE STREET FULL OF THEM, go imagine. And alot of "meat" in surgery clinics. Eeew.

Movie Title: 200 Pounds Beauty

Rating/Category: PG/ (Pretty obvious ain't it? This means COMEDY like duh)

Plot: An ugly fat woman, Hanna, was pretty much ignored by people even though she is so "eye-catching" But, despite all that, she is still an optimistic woman until she was ridiculed by a woman, Ammy, in front of her crush Sang-jun. SURPRISE! She decides to go for a cosmetic surgery. Will she get the love and attention she always longed?

Review: Well, you know Korean shows always have the talent to make you cry and laugh simultaneously? This romantic-comedy pretty much sums up what is HOT in Korea and that beauty, natural or artificial, is pretty much appreciated in the society. Obesity is frowned upon.. now...... who ever thought that fat is pretty in the Tang dynasty?!

Lots of laughs about obesity, like having great trouble squeezing through people, XLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL jeans etc. There are also emotional moments when Hanna recalls the times she was being ridiculed, and I ALMOST broke into tears. You know the chinese saying about how guys "shouldn't cry but shed blood". Phew. It's hard being a guy, especially when you see tissues are being passed around among the girls. And NO THANKS NO THAILAND I CAN STILL COPE WELL BEING A GUY.

Anyways the really nice factor that you should watch this movie would be the "free live concert" The song "Maria" sung by Hanna is pretty good and it keeps ringing in your head even after you've stepped out of the theater. The spectacular effects like fireworks, enthusiastic fans in the concert hall almost made me stand up and wave my popcorn. The song is also topping music charts in Korea and I heard the ringtone for this song is in everyone's handphone.

Now, one kind of group should really give out free tickets of this show. Who? You might ask. Slimming parlors of course! You'll get people flocking to your centres, especially after the decline in customers because of the recent China woman raid!

Rating:

Taiwan v.s Singapore

2007-04-19T23:55:00.000+08:00

Taiwan v.s Singapore

I'm so in love with these 2 countries: Japan and Taiwan. Let's talk about Taiwan first. One thing about Taiwan that beats Singapore HANDS DOWN is TV Entertainment. Just look at the kind of shows we have on Channel 8. There's this 9pm show now called the "Thirteen Strokes", and just look at the cast - ALL UNCLES oh please. Then look at other local variety shows. They are such a remedy for insomniacs - simply watching them for 5 minutes puts you off to sleep IMMEDIATELY. However, look at Taiwan's TV entertainment. Not to mention they have tons of famous idol/serial dramas, their variety shows are FUNNY AND NICE LAR. Here's an example.

WARNING! Stomach cramps expected while watching.

Part I:

Part II:

Funny ain't it! There are alot more variety shows in Taiwan that are funny and entertaining like I guess x3, Zhou Ri Ba Dian Dang etc. Do a search on Youtube on them, watch, and laugh, both at the shows and the quality of variety shows aired in Singapore. Oh well.
There's also the girls in Taiwan which I will not mention LOL. I'll talk about why I love japan sometime later.

Well, I guess I'm not that patriotic. There's nothing to be proud of Singapore just as yet, for me. Yeah yeah we often hear from politicians, teachers, Ah Ma, that we should be proud of Singapore but looking at the current state of Singapore, whether in terms of entertainment, thoughts, fashion etc, it's still a long long way to go from reaching what I desire from a country. A combination of Taiwan and Japan. Ahhh..

P.S: Look out for my Arian Movie Review #2 tommorrow on "My 200 pounds beauty!"

Top of the top!

2007-04-13T15:53:00.000+08:00

Cream of the top?

Well, in addition to the list posted a few days ago, here's the ULTIMATE stuff you should NEVER, I repeat, NEVER EVER attempt to do if you must dodge a bullet.

#(Cream of the top?) Attempt to do the following stunt.

'Nuff said. Or else, be prepared to become this INSTEAD.
(Watch from the back 0:16 onwards)

Chingy's list

2007-04-12T02:30:00.000+08:00

Chingy's list

Speaking about death, here's a pretty morbid, but interesting statistics aptly named the Realtime Death Toll Counter.

Realtime Death Toll Counter

Just looking at this gives me the chills. "tick-tock!", someone in this world pass away. Tick, tick, tick.

Anyways, here's the Chingy's list of things you should NOT do if you meet someone who wants your life, with a gun.

#3 Hurl sarcastic remarks, vulgarities and calling him/her a loser.

Never ever do this. Murderer with a gun don't think with their head. Don't think of challenging him by telling him:" YOU CHICKEN, I DARE YOU TO SHOOT ME! LOLOL!" Rather, convince him with a dozen reasons why he should not kill you. Think about all the police shows you've watched. The police always convinces the murderer to drop their gun by telling him he still have 5 kids to feed, 1 frail ahma to look after and his wife waiting for him on the bed. STUFF LIKE THAT.

#2 Scare him by shouting "BOO!"

You never know if he's REALLY A CHICKEN. Attempting to scare him in the hope of him dropping the gun is futile. Rather, you never know that BOO! might cost you your life because he might just accidentally pull the trigger. So Elyn! Stop saying BOO!

#1 Run in the same direction as the gun is pointing.

Need I say more? You can't run at the speed of Superman, but at least run in the direction where the gun is not facing you. Running in a straight line as the gun would get you killed faster than superman can run.

So there you go, Chingy's list of stuff you should NOT do if you face a murderer with a gun. Thank me for saving your life.

P.S Oh, the above things only applies if the murderer is carrying a watergun. For any other guns, I am not held liable for any deaths.

How to dodge a bullet.

2007-04-10T03:20:00.000+08:00

How to dodge a bullet.

Recently, there are so many cases of assassinations, murders, terrorism etc. that it made me realised that the world is NOT that safe afterall. Just click on this link and search for "murdered". Look at the number of people murdered within the LAST 24 hours! This made me wonder, what if, one day, while I am out there shopping happily at Orchard Road when someone across the street shouts, "CHING HOW RETURN ME MY TISSUE PAPER I LENT YOU 2 YEARS AGO FOR YOU TO GO TOILET, OR ELSE, EAT MY BULLET!" What am I supposed to do? Or rather, what am I not supposed to do in order to save myself from appearing on that day's news headlines?

Therefore, tomorrow, I'm going to put up a list of ways to dodge a bullet when someone siao decides to shoot you for no reason. Look out for that, because you never know when you are going to need it. Exclusively on evil-thought.blogspot.com

Arian Movie Review #1!

2007-04-08T02:30:00.000+08:00

Arian Movie Review #1!

All right finally the much anticipated, first-of-its-kind Arian Movie review #1 is going to be featured here at evil-thoughts. If you're holding on to the last piece of that $10 note looking for a really great movie to chill out, then you'd better thank me later for saving you from the misery OR giving you a great weekend.

Movie Title: Meet The Robinsons

Rating/Category: G/ (This icon means it's cartoon, like DUH)

Plot: A genius and a technology geek- Lewis, meets someone from the future and surprise, surprise! The stranger brings Lewis over to the future. Random evil disruption plans from the bad guys. Good battles the bad. So power-ranger plot.

Review: To start off, this movie isn't bad at all seriously. Compared to other Walt Disney films like Toy Story, this is definitely "less-yawnable". Lots of interesting twists in the story plot really makes you sit up and munch at the popcorn furiously towards the end of the show. During the middle though, the story progression is s..l..o..w and you would almost want to tell the main character to JUST DO IT and stop struggling with his inner self for 15 minutes.

Be prepared though, for the most boring timeframe whereby the main character - Lewis, is transported to the future and there's this series of "WOW THIS IS AMAZING I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THIS!", for a great 10 minutes. To think this came from a genius. Like DUH! WHOEVER FROM THE PRESENT CAN SEE ANYTHING FROM THE FUTURE GETS FREE POPCORN from me! (Clairvoyants excluded)

Bad points aside, this movie makes a great chill out movie for those who are just stressed up at work/school and just want something that is fresh and at the same time humorous so that you can laugh it all off. The kids in the theater who always laughs at those "popeye-kind-of-humour" kinda rubs off you unknowingly because their laughter is just so infectious, even though you find the humour exaggerated and lame. It made me want to have a kid right there. Those babies that laughs uncontrollably when you press their stomach you can get from Toys R Us. WHAT WERE YOU THINKING? MAKE OUT IN THE KIDS-FILLED CINEMA? Eeew.

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Horoscope Movie Review?

2007-04-06T02:40:00.000+08:00

Horoscope Movie Review?

Have you ever read a review on a particular movie by those "critics", decides to watch it because it was given a 4 or 5 stars, then walk out of the cinema thinking how you could have BETTER spent the $9.50 on 4 plates of chicken rice and still have enough change to buy a prata-gosong? One very good example was the movie 2046 released around 2004.

The newspaper gave it a thumbs-up rating, critics from all over the world gave positive, glowing reviews, Faye Wong, Tony Leung, Maggie Cheung are all in the cast, what better reason to not watch it? So we happily went to watch it, only to realise it's a WHAT-THE-HELL-DID-I-DO-TO-MY-$9.50 flabbergastingly-bad movie. I yawned 143 times throughout the 2 hours and for the first time I see popcorn thrown at the screen from the back. (With one landing into my yawning mouth)
So, where does the problem lies? One professor from the International Jenius University of Genius, apparently has the answer and is willing to publish his report EXCLUSIVELY at evil-thought, on the request of staying anonymous but WHO CARES, I'm going to show his picture here.

Mr. Not-so-Pro-fessor

Problem: Critics' review are not always correct, or rather, they don't usually suit our individual taste, and this leads to disappointments, tears, and in extreme cases depression because of $9.50 wasted. As a result of incorrect movie reviews, one's physical, emotional and pockets are hurt because, your butt hurts after sitting through the whole boring movie (physical), you are saddened about your $9.50 (emotional) and obviously your $9.50 could be spent on better things.

Solution: A very own Horoscope Movie Review! It has been proven by many experts that people of the same horoscope are more likely to have the same characteristics, tastes and even bra size. A movie reviewed by a person of the same horoscope would thus, be more accurate for people to judge whether or not they want to watch the movie.

Therefore, after this professor's report, I've decided to have my very own "Arian Movie Reviews" EXCLUSIVELY @ evil-thought.blogspot.com. This would be a weekly feature and movies reviewed would be movies that I've watched. (Yes I'm a movie fanatic) Starting from tomorrow, people whose birthday falls from March 21 to April 19, or simply put, ARIES, have a more reliable source to decide on the movies that they would want to watch and therefore, can save themselves from all the physical, emotional and pocket hurt. A NEW SAVIOUR OF $9.50 IS BORN. Only at evil-thought.blogspot.com

Post #1!

2007-04-04T07:47:00.000+08:00

Post #1!

After much thoughts, I decided to set up a blog to well, test my blogging skills. Stuff I would be blogging on would range from random blabbering to random blabbering. jkghjkdfsasfwe. You should have expected that. So to start off my very first post, here's a pretty funny joke I heard on Morning Muttons that YOU SHOULD LOL.

Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends, Darryl and Gomer. The three men had always done everything together. Darryl arrived first and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, Darryl said,"Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad. You better roll him over."

The mortician rolled him over, and Darryl said, "Nope, ain't Bubba." The mortician thought this was rather strange. Then he brought Gomer in to identify the body. Gomer looked at the body and said, "Yup, he's pretty well burnt up. Roll him over." The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, "No, it ain't Bubba." The mortician asked, "How can you tell?" Gomer said, "Well, Bubba had two assholes." "What? He had two assholes?' asked the mortician. Yup, I've never seen 'em, but everyone knew he had two assholes. Every time we went to town folks would say
"Here comes Bubba with the two assholes."

LOL. Ok now here's a deal for you. Would you like to have $10 gift vouchers at places like Takashimaya, Tangs, NTUC Fair Price, Popular Bookstore just by doing surveys? If this sounds good to you, then send me a email at evilbean1988@yahoo.com for more details! LET'S ORGANIZE A SHOPPING SPREE AT NTUC when we all have accumulated $100 worth of NTUC vouchers and watch the cashier face when we dump 100 packs of TWISTIES for her to scan!