Speaking about death, here's a pretty morbid, but interesting statistics aptly named the Realtime Death Toll Counter.


Just looking at this gives me the chills. "tick-tock!", someone in this world pass away. Tick, tick, tick.

Anyways, here's the Chingy's list of things you should NOT do if you meet someone who wants your life, with a gun.

#3 Hurl sarcastic remarks, vulgarities and calling him/her a loser.

Never ever do this. Murderer with a gun don't think with their head. Don't think of challenging him by telling him:" YOU CHICKEN, I DARE YOU TO SHOOT ME! LOLOL!" Rather, convince him with a dozen reasons why he should not kill you. Think about all the police shows you've watched. The police always convinces the murderer to drop their gun by telling him he still have 5 kids to feed, 1 frail ahma to look after and his wife waiting for him on the bed. STUFF LIKE THAT.


You never know if he's REALLY A CHICKEN. Attempting to scare him in the hope of him dropping the gun is futile. Rather, you never know that BOO! might cost you your life because he might just accidentally pull the trigger. So Elyn! Stop saying BOO!

#1 Run in the same direction as the gun is pointing.

Need I say more? You can't run at the speed of Superman, but at least run in the direction where the gun is not facing you. Running in a straight line as the gun would get you killed faster than superman can run.

So there you go, Chingy's list of stuff you should NOT do if you face a murderer with a gun. Thank me for saving your life.

P.S Oh, the above things only applies if the murderer is carrying a watergun. For any other guns, I am not held liable for any deaths.

There. Evil thoughts.
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