Aites my head don't hurt now so time to blog bout stuff. Ok so I'm like a fan of 987fm and I listen to them practically everyday, even when I'm sleeping I leave the radio on till the next morning. So uh, I'm more of the English songs person than Chinese songs person so it's been kinda hard to find peeps listening to the latest My Chemical Romance songs or Fall Out Boy in Poly, ever since my friends in sec school.
Anyways was browsing around Youtube and I came across this video in which I call the Funniest Umbrella dance, EVER.
Like LOLOL! Watch how Shan dances with that umbrella! (If you do not know, Shan is the guy with the hat and he's like 3000m tall thanks)
And here's some of the pictures of what I did during my holidays. (FOOD ESCAPE!)
WARNING: If you have not had your meal yet, the following pictures might give you the urge to either a. Overeat ,b. Strangle me or c. Ask me out to eat LOLOL!
(Soup bun! It's like slurping up all the soup in the bun with the straw before you gobble the whole bun up!)
(GOLDEN Fried Rice, as they call it. It's OMG NICE LAR, with pork floss and raisins, yes RAISINS and spicy tapioca chips, WHOO! Amazing mix of spicy and sweet!)
(Dessert ordered at Sakae Sushi, Vanilla mint ice-cream with chocolate!)
(I LOVE THIS I LOVE THIS I LOVE THIS! It's called Bo Luo Bao and this restaurant's makes this the BEST! The bao crust on the top is warm and sweet, but the pineapple slice in the middle is cooling and refreshing, and when you just bite the whole thing together, it's an adrenaline rush of warm and cool feeling slowly melting in your mouth!! And the best part? IT'S ONLY $1.90! OMGAWD. I ALWAYS order this when I eat at this HK restaurant! A MUST-TRY!)
(Triple-Snow Ice-kachang! Mix of red bean, mango and strawberry with vanilla ice-cream! Just by looking at it you know it's nice already. LOL!)
(Stringray @ ChompChomp! Nice tender meat together with spicy and sour aftertaste! Oh man I'm hungry already!)
(Fried Carrot Cake with PRAWNS!)
(Last but not least, the BEST DESSERT @ ChompChomp, SMILING CHOCOLATE TAUHUAY! Chilled just right with the chocolate sauce and the soft tauhuay tingling in your mouth, WHOOHOO!)
Aites, just in case you're wondering, I DID NOT EAT ALL THESE WITHIN A DAY LOL. Oh, I was watching the show Deal or no deal just now and I SOOO wanted to audition for their second season because it's so EASY to win some money, which I DESPERATELY need right now. But OH CRAP, they only want people 21 years and above.
GAHH! Cmon, drop the limits, I WANT TO PLAY DEAL OR NO DEAL with the sexy looking Adrian Pang LOL! =D
There. Evil thoughts.
10:39 PM
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Puk-ish.
I seriously didn't want to blog today(as with the last 10 days, AGAIN) because my head hurts probably due to lack of sleep but I wanted to get this off my chest so that I can drift back to sleep with a lighter load LOL.
I'm not gonna spoil my photobucket account with this picture so I'm uploading this to blogger instead.
You guys PROBABLY have seen this guy/gay on the TV recently and JUDGING THE BOOK BY ITS COVER, he look seriously, uh, pukable with that gay pose together with that UGLY NECKLACE and that pair of shades is EEEW. And and and that HAIR. Oh my banana. And the worst thing about him? His name. Seriously, EVERYONE knows you can get a "艺名" when you are in the entertainment industry. But of the x=68590*(146353/n-1) possible names, he got himself the name (prepare your puke basket)... 方大同, which literally translates to BIG SQUARE BUCKET in English. *puke FURIOUSLY now*
And that's not only me, everyone is getting obnoxious about him. I hear people on bus saying how ugly he looks and how he sings is seriously gawd. Friends agree. My sisters agree. BTW TP was giving out free concert tix to his concert today but uhhh.
SO HOW THE HELL DID HE BECOME "受矚目新人王". He reminds me of the of Ocean Ou. Ocean was potrayed as a cartoon character during his marketing and had it going pretty well for him until he revealed his face. Like LOLOL what a BAD BAD move.
To end it off let's take a look at how they market this square bucket. " 2007年音樂人最期待的創作者 悄然襲台 沒有任何宣傳，僅憑藉著口耳相傳和專業電台DJ個人喜好播放，" (OF COURSE NO ONE WANTS TO REALLY MARKET HIM. And OF COURSE HE CAN ONLY MAKE IT THROUGH RADIO STATIONS. Through TV station? Dream on your bucket.)
P.S Well I'm EVILbean and my blog is EVIL thoughts so uh, Disclaimer warning: If you find it offensive and want to sue me, by reading until the end of this line you have agreed to just laugh it off as evil-thoughts thanks.
There. Evil thoughts.
12:52 AM
* Sunday, June 17, 2007 *
11 days hiatus
HALO blogger. And some friends. And random people who happened to drop by here. This is ChingHow and after almost 11days of hiatus, I'm BACK BLOGGGINGGGGG. There's so many stuff to blog because I did so many things during these 11 days but it's a pain to blog so long on MY CURRENT KEYBOARD. You literally need to PUNCH in each and every letter to get them out on the screen and it's a pain in the ass, or rather on the hands. I need a new keyboard and that's provided if I happened to pick a thousand dollar note on the streets. NO WAY AM I GOING TO HAND IT OVER TO THE POLICE. NAAAAAAAAAAAAH.
Anyways, I'll just do a summary and highlights of these 11 days today and elaborate whatever.
"Calling me?"
Nonononono. What I meant was I will just blog down anything that is interesting.
"You're willing to blog about me? "
OMG NO!!! GRR!! Now I finally understand why the 2 guys are so frustrated that they beat the shopkeeper up. These 2 imps are REALLY annoying.
Oh wells. Back to proper stuff. A few days ago I decided to whip up what I called the "Meatball Pasta baked with garlic and tomato garnished with corn, green peas and carrots" Well, a picture speaks a thousand words so here's a couple of thousand words for you.
This is how it looks like BEFORE it was drenched in pasta sauce.
After it was baked with pasta sauce, together with creamy chicken mushroom soup and spicy pork cubes.
Just by looking at the pictures you can tell it's nice RIGHT? RIGGHT! LOL. Aites, that pretty much sums up Day 1 of my last holiday in Temasek Poly.
Ok my hands are sore now already. I also caught "Men in White" and "Fantastic Four" these couple of days so uhhhhh, LOTS OF STUFF TO BLOG LAR. Guess I'll have to blog sometime later. Let's end off today's blogging with a picture of the owner of this blog shall we? I hear lots of moans and jeering but HECK. Here's my pic.
Ahhhh. Couldn't blog this past few days cause I was doing what students are SUPPOSED to do, but often dreaded by students themselves, and that is - mugging. Woke up at 11am+ and mugged at the infamous Kingdom-oF-Chickens till 5-6pm and it's really BORING AND TIRING. Seriously I never understood the purpose of exams. Let's just take one common example, driving exams.
Like, you get tested on what should you do if you see orange lights. The "correct" answer would be slow down to a halt right? But what do almost EVERYONE do on the roads? "OLENG LIGHTS?! CHIONG AR!!!" And then there's another question. What should you do if the pedestrian is crossing the roads even though it has already turned red?The "correct" answer - wait for them to cross finish. But in reality? "WTF IS WRONG WITH THIS OLD WOMAN?!!" *presses horn furiously as if playing BishiBashi*
LOLOL. You can hear the boys laughing at the man in the background.
Anyways, here's the movie review promised.
Arian Movie Review #7 - Shrek 3
Movie Title: Shrek 3
Rating/Category: PG/(This means cartoon thanks, you NERD)
Plot: Shrek married Fiona previously. Because they are in the royalty, naturally, Shrek would be the king. But that means no freedom for him. So together with a donkey and a pussy, they embarked on a journey to find another successor, who is Fiona's cousin Artie. But Artie is a stupid name and so is the man himself, who is a loser in an university. And this is where the challenging part comes in for Shrek.
Review: Well, I caught Shrek 1 and 2 so I had pretty high expectations for this trilogy. But alas, they failed to entertain me enough, or rather, maybe I'm 19 and it's abit too old to catch this kind of movies. The story pace is draggy and I almost fell asleep towards the middle part of the movie. And the plot, well, maybe they tried too hard to include all fairytale characters that it was more to ORGY than OGRE. Too little characterization and thus, in my opinion, a waste of 10 bucks to catch this movie in this Blockbuster season.
Rating:
(This picture shatters every fairytale princess image little boys had while they were young)
There. Evil thoughts.
7:47 PM
* Sunday, June 3, 2007 *
FUN DAY.
Yaaay. Went out enjoying today! We went over to Cine and while on the way, those guys from the "World No Tobacco Day" stopped me to do a survey. They were so funny lar. They asked me to first watch a performance of a "yo-yo". Then this guy just perform his yo-yo tricks in front of me and I was like:" UHHHH, don't HIT ME with that thing!"
So after the "death-defying" stunt for like 30 seconds I was asked to do a tobacco survey. You know, like what should you do if you're offered a cigar and such. AND WE ALL KNOW THE "CORRECT" ANSWER DON'T WE. It's like those reminders before the movies that tells you to switch off your handphones and then within the next 10 seconds someone phone will ring. Oh wells. This is why there is this word called I-R-O-N-I-C.
Anyways, we shopped at cine and then catch Shrek the Third, which was pretty boring. After that, we went over to Heeren and I bought a shirt from Fleshimp! It's nice lar and LIKE IT'S GREAT SINGAPORE SALES SO I GOT THIS NICE-LOOKING SHIRT AT ONLY $25 OMGOMG.
Vain. Ching How. But. I. Love. Clothes. Bwha.
And after looking at some Jap-looking-girls and guys and getting some girls looking back at me for staring at guys (I think) we went over to the Parkmall basement to try the QQ Noodles House and guess what, the food is quite nice lar! We ordered an egg-omelette fried rice, claypot "Martell" chicken soup and a QQ noodles with Char Siew and meatballs. Taste distinctively different for each dish but still nice! Too bad we forgot to take photos, was too hungry and gobbled them up gah.
OH WELLS. All good things come to an end. It's time to head home BUT before that I went over to NTUC Fairprice to get the NEW GATSBY MOVING RUBBER, the purple one! The design is so sleek and cool lar so I bought it lol. I'll post the picture up tommorrow though, tired.
Annnnd not forgetting the disappointing movie Shrek review. Aites sleep time have to start studying for mid-sem tests tomorrow. Eeurgh.
There. Evil thoughts.
1:38 AM
* Friday, June 1, 2007 *
Arian Movie Review #6 - Blades of Glory
BOO! Aites finally Blades of glory review. This show is damn gay can.
Movie title: Blades of Glory
Rating/Category: Before I go into this, I must say I was like HUH?! WHAT THE BANANA. Because my friends bought the tickets so I didn't know the rating. After the show I asked them, "LOL GAY CAN! What's the rating huh?" and they told me, PG. Holy momma. Yep you heard me right, a highly homo movie getting a PG while the Rainie new homo movie Spider Lillies gets a R21. CENSORSHIP BOARD SURE LIKES TO LET KIDS WATCH MALE HOMOS THAN FEMALES.
Plot: Well it's a Jon Heder movie so you don't really need to know the plot. I'll keep the plot short. 1 sissy ice-skater. 1 sexy-fat-male skater. Rivals. Fight at World Championships. Banned. A gay fan told the sissy about a loophole in the rules. Only way to participate in ice-skating again: pairs skating.
Review: Well, as mentioned, this movie is VERY HOMO in nature. Despite that though, the whole movie is very funny and you can't help but keep smiling throughout the whole 90 minutes. HOWEVER, as I'm a guy, I really feel the pain for those crotch jokes. And there's this one scene where the guy holds another in the crotch and it's like OMG LOLOLOL. I couldn't stop laughing for 10 minutes! Also, the plot is fairly paced and there's a great great ending. A really good movie to cheer you up or help you release stress. For a comedy, it did what it's supposed to do, to make you L-O-L.
Rating:
P.S: STAY AFTER THE CREDITS for more gay scenes LOL.
Oh and I'm going to watch Shrek the Third tommorrow so.. another $9.50 GONE!
(Soup bun! It's like slurping up all the soup in the bun with the straw before you gobble the whole bun up!)
(GOLDEN Fried Rice, as they call it. It's OMG NICE LAR, with pork floss and raisins, yes RAISINS and spicy tapioca chips, WHOO! Amazing mix of spicy and sweet!)
(Dessert ordered at Sakae Sushi, Vanilla mint ice-cream with chocolate!)
(I LOVE THIS I LOVE THIS I LOVE THIS! It's called Bo Luo Bao and this restaurant's makes this the BEST! The bao crust on the top is warm and sweet, but the pineapple slice in the middle is cooling and refreshing, and when you just bite the whole thing together, it's an adrenaline rush of warm and cool feeling slowly melting in your mouth!! And the best part? IT'S ONLY $1.90! OMGAWD. I ALWAYS order this when I eat at this HK restaurant! A MUST-TRY!)
(Triple-Snow Ice-kachang! Mix of red bean, mango and strawberry with vanilla ice-cream! Just by looking at it you know it's nice already. LOL!)
(Stringray @ ChompChomp! Nice tender meat together with spicy and sour aftertaste! Oh man I'm hungry already!)
(Fried Carrot Cake with PRAWNS!)
(Last but not least, the BEST DESSERT @ ChompChomp, SMILING CHOCOLATE TAUHUAY! Chilled just right with the chocolate sauce and the soft tauhuay tingling in your mouth, WHOOHOO!)
You guys PROBABLY have seen this guy/gay on the TV recently and JUDGING THE BOOK BY ITS COVER, he look seriously, uh, pukable with that gay pose together with that UGLY NECKLACE and that pair of shades is EEEW. And and and that HAIR. Oh my banana. And the worst thing about him? His name. Seriously, EVERYONE knows you can get a "艺名" when you are in the entertainment industry. But of the x=68590*(146353/n-1) possible names, he got himself the name (prepare your puke basket)... 方大同, which literally translates to BIG SQUARE BUCKET in English. *puke FURIOUSLY now*
"Calling me?"
"You're willing to blog about me? 
"
This is how it looks like BEFORE it was drenched in pasta sauce.
After it was baked with pasta sauce, together with creamy chicken mushroom soup and spicy pork cubes.
(This means cartoon thanks, you NERD)
(This picture shatters every fairytale princess image little boys had while they were young)
Movie title: Blades of Glory
(LOL 'nuff said)