Have you ever read a review on a particular movie by those "critics", decides to watch it because it was given a 4 or 5 stars, then walk out of the cinema thinking how you could have BETTER spent the $9.50 on 4 plates of chicken rice and still have enough change to buy a prata-gosong? One very good example was the movie 2046 released around 2004.

The newspaper gave it a thumbs-up rating, critics from all over the world gave positive, glowing reviews, Faye Wong, Tony Leung, Maggie Cheung are all in the cast, what better reason to not watch it? So we happily went to watch it, only to realise it's a WHAT-THE-HELL-DID-I-DO-TO-MY-$9.50 flabbergastingly-bad movie. I yawned 143 times throughout the 2 hours and for the first time I see popcorn thrown at the screen from the back. (With one landing into my yawning mouth)
So, where does the problem lies? One professor from the International Jenius University of Genius, apparently has the answer and is willing to publish his report EXCLUSIVELY at evil-thought, on the request of staying anonymous but WHO CARES, I'm going to show his picture here.


Problem: Critics' review are not always correct, or rather, they don't usually suit our individual taste, and this leads to disappointments, tears, and in extreme cases depression because of $9.50 wasted. As a result of incorrect movie reviews, one's physical, emotional and pockets are hurt because, your butt hurts after sitting through the whole boring movie (physical), you are saddened about your $9.50 (emotional) and obviously your $9.50 could be spent on better things.

Solution: A very own Horoscope Movie Review! It has been proven by many experts that people of the same horoscope are more likely to have the same characteristics, tastes and even bra size. A movie reviewed by a person of the same horoscope would thus, be more accurate for people to judge whether or not they want to watch the movie.

Therefore, after this professor's report, I've decided to have my very own "Arian Movie Reviews" EXCLUSIVELY @ evil-thought.blogspot.com. This would be a weekly feature and movies reviewed would be movies that I've watched. (Yes I'm a movie fanatic) Starting from tomorrow, people whose birthday falls from March 21 to April 19, or simply put, ARIES, have a more reliable source to decide on the movies that they would want to watch and therefore, can save themselves from all the physical, emotional and pocket hurt. A NEW SAVIOUR OF $9.50 IS BORN. Only at evil-thought.blogspot.com

There. Evil thoughts.
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