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* Friday, April 27, 2007 *
Lab human

Firstly, let me just apologize for the error in information I made on my blog yesterday. Apparently, the price of $29.50 will ONLY get you the 37 minutes ride. All those goodies I was talking about, the cocktail and the souvenir stuff will cost you $69. Yep you heard me right. $69 whopping dollars for keeping the cocktail glass. IKEA anyone?
(If you don't know what I'm talking about, you're probably 1. Not a Singaporean 2. Didn't know IKEA sells cheap $3.90 cocktail glass or 3. Don't understand English)

Anyways, back to what I'm going to blog about today. Here's one really interesting statistics consolidated by someone who had nothing better to do.

Look at the statistics! We have sex for 4239 times throughout our entire life! And interestingly 4239 is the number of toilet rolls used in a lifetime! LOL.

The very one statistics that I'm interested in how they go about collecting it - 35815 litres of FART passed. I mean, lol, do they have one guy following you around all day, maybe holding some special instruments to calculate how much air you let out?!
Imagine this, you're going to work, you get in an elevator full of people, with the "measuring-fart-guy", and suddenly, you decide to let out a fart. "PROOOOOT!"
Just when you're going to do that "eew-did-you-fart" kind of reaction, the measure-fart-guy tells you:"That's 3 litres worth of fart, sir." And when you turn around, everyone has fainted.




Oh wells. For anyone who's interested in knowing your very own statistics, click on the link below and just simply select your birth date. Just don't fart when we're in the same lift.

Human Footprint calculator


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