Arian Movie Review #6 - Blades of Glory
BOO! Aites finally Blades of glory review. This show is damn gay can.
Movie title: Blades of Glory Rating/Category: Before I go into this, I must say I was like HUH?! WHAT THE BANANA. Because my friends bought the tickets so I didn't know the rating. After the show I asked them, "LOL GAY CAN! What's the rating huh?" and they told me, PG. Holy momma. Yep you heard me right, a highly homo movie getting a PG while the Rainie new homo movie Spider Lillies gets a R21. CENSORSHIP BOARD SURE LIKES TO LET KIDS WATCH MALE HOMOS THAN FEMALES.
Plot: Well it's a Jon Heder movie so you don't really need to know the plot. I'll keep the plot short. 1 sissy ice-skater. 1 sexy-fat-male skater. Rivals. Fight at World Championships. Banned. A gay fan told the sissy about a loophole in the rules. Only way to participate in ice-skating again: pairs skating.
Review: Well, as mentioned, this movie is VERY HOMO in nature. Despite that though, the whole movie is very funny and you can't help but keep smiling throughout the whole 90 minutes. HOWEVER, as I'm a guy, I really feel the pain for those crotch jokes. And there's this one scene where the guy holds another in the crotch and it's like OMG LOLOLOL. I couldn't stop laughing for 10 minutes! Also, the plot is fairly paced and there's a great great ending. A really good movie to cheer you up or help you release stress. For a comedy, it did what it's supposed to do, to make you L-O-L.
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P.S: STAY AFTER THE CREDITS for more gay scenes LOL.
Oh and I'm going to watch Shrek the Third tommorrow so.. another $9.50 GONE!

(LOL 'nuff said)
There. Evil thoughts.
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